Excuse the fact that I have no make up on, but anyone who knows me will know I have basically been the colour of a ghost for about 3 years and find it impossible to even burn/tan.
So you cannot even imagine my excitement that after two days in Tenerife I am now sporting some actual colour on my face (with a burnt nose) and even have tan lines (check those bad boys out - I don't even care that I'm really burnt right now).
After endless fake tan products failed me, I am so excited to have a bit of a glow about me.
Now, back to that Piña Colada.